The Xbox One needs no one to watch it, for it is always watching you.

Actually PC gaming has been consistently growing every year for the last several years. It was console gaming that had a 20% decline in sales last year.

PC gaming growth
http://www.techspot.com/news/52070-pc-…

Console decline
http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertco…

I promise you more people play TF2 and BF3 on pc than they do on console,fact. I won't argue about CoD because it's pretty obvious where that game dominates and Halo is exclusive to the xbox so it doesn't really count. That's nice you have opinions and all but they don't really come into play here when you look at the…

No you don't, you play well against other people with controllers, that's like saying you can play Soccer with boots, but just against other people using boots too.

DAMN WHIPPERSNAPPERS PLAYING STICK BALL ON MY LAWN

They don't play games all day. Unless they're in combat, they do get free time. I know it seems strange, but they are just regular people.

With lots of down time. Would you prefer they stare longingly into the distance while thinking of bald eagles while humming the star spangled banner?

It's not microsoft, it's the publishers. The playstation is going to be the exact same way.

I usually have a hard time picking up on written sarcasm...but it fascinates me that sarcasm as strikingly obvious as yours (in this article and on the gay game article) is being thought of as serious.

Really pushing Po's Law today, aren't you?

This actually reminds me of what I was getting at back when I was doing the comment thread discussion on "When Video Game Trolls Are A Good Thing"

My religion and yours should go bowling.

Poe's law. There are people out there on the internet with such insanely close-minded and ridiculous beliefs that it becomes impossible to completely distinguish this kind of satire from someone's legitimate (and crazy) views.

Woooooshhhh

I get where you are coming from but you should consider what happens to a platform that has lost the hardcore crowd. I point to the original Wii. I and millions more bought one, loved it for a bit, and then missed traditional gaming. More casual gamers bought it and then let it collect dust. Games stopped rolling out…

Duh. Shoulda used this.

there is a reason you put more than the seat down. You put the cover down too because if you don't, sh** particles fly around and will be in your toothbrush.

Sounds about right for Starbucks, given how shitty their coffee is. At least now we have a reason for it.

WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! Hold The F*** Up!

I know I'm not the only one thinking about it here in the Comments, but I'm surprised more people aren't reacting surprised to learn that this guy here: