The Camaro isn’t just ugly; it’s boldly, assertively, and aggressively ugly. It looks like something Michael Bay drew in detention hall.

Challenger is still cooler-looking and more practical (bigger, more comfortable) than Mustang or Camaro. It may lag behind both in build quality, but it’s one of my favorite currently-available-new-cars despite/because of how anachronistic it is.

Dodgeball. And yeah, I guess it could be considered satire.

Even in tragedy, grammar matters. 

I don’t understand the purpose of low power, low weight cars like this and the 4c that don’t have manual gearboxes.

You’re missing out on a great movie, and you should drop whatever you’re doing and go watch it right now.

The battery went to 11. Or Ludicrous Mode. I forget which.

“Cohesive”

Because then they’d be Chevy.

When a Dart suddenly becomes a Jart.

This is def the Crack Pipe of crack pipes.

A few people might want to kick your RS4 that pun... 

$20,500? He's Audi his mind!

Allahgorithms.

All that love yet their sales are pretty meh.

Fixed that for accuracy.

“Bench seats. Column shift. Throw your trash out. Get off my lawn.”

“I was new for ’87 myself”

My back is sweating just looking at those seats. 

You had to be there.