Tough to argue with this suggestion, so I won’t—mostly. I have a CPO 2014 Q60S that I bought a year ago for about $23k and it had 37k miles on it. In the last year I’ve had it, it’s been superb.

Get the sedan version, Q50, which can be had with a bulletproof, naturally aspirated V-6 good for 330 hp and AWD, and you’re…

They certainly are long guns.

870's a good long gun. Can’t speak to the dykes, though.

That Ford looks like a Bolshevik-mobile.

They are the bestest kitties in the world.

I think that they finally created the vehicle for this guy.

Yes. Mostly, they are terrible.

Wow.

I was going to say, “I sure hope not” but, honestly? I wouldn’t be bothered much by it. Give the arachnids a shot. They can’t possibly do a worse job than we did.

Luggage is for the poors. You simply have your manservant buy you what you need wherever you go.

They’re just pissed because they lost a World War to us and our allies.

1. No, but reading “Urus” always makes me think of Ouroboros. You’re welcome.

Serious question: why do contemporary cars, including this truckoverutilityvehiclewagon, look like they’re made of shiny plastic? Is it the paint formula? The clearcoat? Some combination of both?

It just looks--cheap.

This is really the beast best answer. Nothings says “memories” like an adrenaline-juiced amygdala.

Actually, THIS is the right take.

Someone please use this as a kinja handle.  Please.

You don’t get them because you are under the age of 40 and because watches have become less useful in the last 20 years. I feel a little sad for you because of this.

First Gear:

Honestly. Ever since a college friend of mine told me about them in the ‘80s, I’ve thought these were a prime example of sophisticated automotive brutality.