All 13 were accounted for so NYPD knew it was a hoax.

Parenthood is the last thing on the mind of unmarried sex partners.

If everyone just starts checking “white” on the government forms we have to fill out from birth ‘til death, then the government won’t know how to discriminate and will fund all schools. Banks will no longer have to redline. Insurance companies will not have to adjust rates. Think about it . . .

The Corporation has taught us to not talk about our money with each other so that we don’t ask for raises based on comparative worth. The Corporation told us it’s “not classy” and you know, we all want to be classy. We’re all just a bunch of temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

I enjoy interviews with folks who have no fucks to give.

Do they still have the Apple Pandowdy? There was that one at the Hampton Mall in Maryland, oh, 35 years ago when I left.

Keep playing Madden. Real life football ain’t so easy.

He gets to keep the millions though, right?

Journeyman who has played for one team? Five touchdown passes were what, lucky? Troll better.

Had five touchdown passes.

I’m about done with the stereotypes that chastise the rich as if they give a shit what us proles think while they relax on their yacht. Next Fox News will be yelling “class war” as if both sides have equal weapons.

Kindly fuck off with your world where, omigosh, people found guilty at the jury trial they were entitled to get punished.

Back To The Future in 1985 had !Libyans! trying to buy a nuclear weapon or some shit.

They only surrender when their idol is caught with dead girl or live boy.

Well, um, in your scenario they were found guilty of committing crime.

He gets to keep the money, though, right?

I was thinking “conch” and wtf?

Thurmond moved into Walter Reed hospital at 98 years old so doctors could monitor him daily while he was in the Senate.

Woodrow Wilson was in a coma while his wife ran the country for two years.

She did manage to get a piece of shit elected President of the United States.