Y’all Queda?

I see these fucking 3% assholes all over here in NC with the stickers on their trucks. They’re advertising that they’re terrorists and get to just walk around free.  Fucking Vanilla ISIS.

How can you tell. Have you ever seen them together?

Misread this as “perineal” republican, but that could just be my subconscious because I think 45 is a fucking taint.

I have taken to only reading your columns on this site because you are consistently thoughtful, and you are, without question, the best writer. Your outrage at how we are compulsively, unerringly, and predictably dehumanized, and your persistence in addressing in day in and day out, is commendable. I am tired. I know…

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

You also need to find a trusted person to clear your browser history and destroy your hard drive.

It’s almost like Baylor’s going out of its way to sully the good name of Waco-based religious institutions.

This is only news because the money wasn’t sent to a mega church.

15-foot maxima?! Is this some sort of SWB rally special?

How have you been alive the last 6 years and not heard of the Hudson Hornet? Pixar much?

Came here for this.

I dry off my body in the shower, then step out with my wet feet on the mat. The point of the mat is to make me not slip and possibly smash my head through the toilet.

And yet they gave the humidifier a three hour head start. Bad science and no math skills.

The one with more capacity wins. I could have told you this.

45 and 45 BMI deserve each other.