Thanks, internet video truther. They improved the video noticeably since last night. And yes, I am well aware of what 1980s video looks like, since I watched football every weekend back then -- sometimes even taping games on my Sony Betamax.

What receivers play without gloves?

Red field with 1980s resolution video...WTF?

There is a min. required amount of man-hating in every Jezebel article that must be surpassed -- no matter how strained and awkward the effort is. Kudos to Lutkin for upholding the standard. And fucking no credit to her editor if he happens to be male. It’s not about him, ya know.

At least no one has tried to make this story about republicans. Oh, wait..

Yeah, I love hunting for seats when I’m traveling. Ever wonder why the rest of the industry hasn’t followed suit?

..says the 5'7" guy.

Yeah, fuck everyone for telling the full story. It should have just read, “Awesome, heroic woman engineers escape with no help whatsoever. Correction: A man may have been involved in the rescue, but solely bc he’s a happy-go-lucky idiot.”

If I wanted an awkward “don’t cut me” seating process, I’d take a bus.

There’s also no rule against pressing all the buttons in an elevator.

I guess the concept of calling the police never occurred to anyone.

“We are here to complete people’s lives not take away from it.”

Explain why players with perfectly healthy arms should not benefit from their physical condition. That’s what will be the result. It’s a fairly closed system: money that is withheld from damaged-arm pitchers will go to the clean-MRI pitchers — as it should. Teams are not trying to spend less money; they’re are trying…

Bc the dribbler barely had a handle the entire time. He was struggling so much to make sure every dribble was btw the legs, that any above-average defender could have forced a turnover.

So basically, you can be a serial rapist in 50 states and only get punished as if you had stayed in one state and did 98% less raping. Sad to know.

Why is the ‘Bama tent 7 feet tall and the size of a NYC hotel room, while the Packers’ looks like some kind of bodybag from the morgue?

Guy had 4+ seconds to get rid of the ball, was scrambling, was a late hit. How is any of this this OL’s fault?

Nice article. I just wanted people to be recognizing what they were seeing, and am glad this article highlighted the issue.

There’s no way he’s crying that much out of sadness, which sucks for his neurological future.

You just have to wonder about people who allegedly stopped watching the NFL, yet patrol NFL story comment boards like it’s their job.