Tell us more about your prep school career.

Right. Because people are unfamiliar with what the NBA looks like. Games are on TV literally every night for seven months a year.

At least he didn’t say, “effort.”

This is actually pretty disturbing, as it looked like he was crying not out of sadness, but out of neurological dysfunction. I.e., 

“most of the games” in which the stars aren’t taking random days off because the reg. season is meaningless, you mean? No, thanks.

What if I appear to be ambiguous racially? What questions should I be asking myself? Why I am 22% more privileged than someone with 22% darker skin than me?

Your title....makes no sense.

Something tells me Deadspin doesn’t think Oprah worked her way into extreme privilege.

Pops never said he was privileged. He said he’s a rich, white guy. The reason he said that is that rich, white guys were not under attack by a certain Donald J. Trump (in direct contrast to each of the other groups he listed). It was a genuine display of empathy toward how others might have deal with this election,…

What if you are 5/8ths white?

Also unheard of in the history of our planet until recently: the ability to hop into a vehicle and move 100 miles inland.

“worked her way into extreme privilege.”