You don’t understand the value of a second-round pick vs. the value of half a season of a good LB being paid $1M. Best case: Collins is worth a couple million more than his cost to a contending team this season. That’s not going to buy you anything more than an early third-rounder.

Keep in mind that the MTA strategically *removed* a bunch of garbage cans, thinking that people would stop bringing food down there if they noticed there was nowhere to throw it out. Brilliant..

Fuck yeah, semantics!

A punter with 4.67 speed, everybody.

Surfing is strength, fearlessness and coordination -- like many other sports where women cannot compete with men. Forcing both genders to compete together would be the end of womens’ surfing. Irony has never been Deadspin’s strong suit.

I voted for Hillary Clinton and I own a Lyin’ Hillary doll. Very happy with both decisions.

I’m not sure I can take two weeks of people dropping local knowledge of Chicago neighborhoods.

THANKS for spelling out what the article succintly implied.

Well, that was certainly incoherent.

Where there’s a white Bronco, there’s usually blood.