“1999 Honda Civic”

Overrated!? This just looks like a list of the best cars ever made. 240sx, Supra, 911, 3-series, Tesla 3... Yeah, people who think these cars are overrated are delusional. 

people that list their cars for $1 should have their kneecaps broken.

How about the pricing for that Armor All paint protection?

So, I’m going to be “that guy’ and disagree with most of this list.

The E34 is actually better looking.

I wish cars like this had an easter egg where if the airbags go off while traction control is disabled the sound system plays this:

I’d love this when I’m backing my car out of the garage to get it out of the way of something I’m working on, or when I move it from the driveway to the garage, or when I’m moving it to get another car out, or doing one of the million other things that don’t really require a seat belt.

0 to 100km/h in 14 seconds is plenty fast for an utilitarian car. Have you ever counted how fast people accelerate in real life?

I am sure that the base engine is more than adequate engough. Especially if you are never going to exceed 70-75mph…

Why is 300 hp at 22 mpg “NEEDED”? I get that it’s more fun, but given the shitty states of both US commuter culture and the climate maybe that’s not the best foot to put forward?

My takeaway from your post. Since most drivers are shit when sober, we cannot tolerate any additional impairment.

It’s possible for things to be both bad and overly prosecuted.

This was written pre-brainwash. That is why it seems so odd to you.

Drunk driving is bad, sure, and it’s also been demonized to the point of parody.

“They will feel and sound faster than they are”

I knew I would expecting grumpy cops nearby but not the gun drawing, going to jail and being charged by the Department of Wildlife and Fisheries of all things, this shit is crazy.

There is a meth brand called “life”, now?

Honestly I would be more offended with “In God We Trust” on my license plate. I would get some black tape and cover up that crap. 

It makes anything with an internal combustion engine seem... paltry