See, Mike Trout, this is how you market your sport. Pay attention.

This article has nothing to do with Tim Tebow.

Pictured:  Back problems, brain problems.

8-year-olds, dude.

He’s never been afraid to go deep down the middle, or to target the tight end.

The only thing that works harder than Tom Brady in the offseason is her top. 

Garoppolo is 26. Mia is 41. Wonder which scene young Jimmy stumbled upon back in the day...

Trust but verify.

Laugh all you want everyone, but I find Jimmy G’s behavior disgusting. You take a girl out to dinner at a swanky restaurant, tuck your fucking shirt in man. 

Quick research: She does.

Based on Garoppolo’s eye line in the video cover image, he’ll have no trouble seeing the cleaverage coverage.

Sorry....he meant “wouldn’t”

“Hey Sully! Did you fahkin hear that Jimmy G is dataing a fahkin pawn stahh?”

Jesus hung out with prostitutes.

I dunno, I know it’s cool on Deadspin with these football-positive progressives. I’d think twice about bringing Jimmy home to mama.

A porn star in LA? Why I never!

“Like a good Gleyber, Torres is there!”

I only hope, for his sake, that Torres obtained the express written consent of Major League Baseball before posting his video online.