Finally, the summer of dongs is upon us.

All sports are unwatchable if you are looking for reasons to dislike them.

Buster Busted By Beanball Because Brinson Beef Briefly Burned Bright

There aren’t a ton of above .500 teams in the AL (the Astros are finding this out now— after seeing nothing but playoff opponents for 2 weeks, they have about six weeks of cruise control), seeing as the Astros/Red Sox/M’s/Yankees have sucked up all the wins.

Weirdly, I get the feeling Strickland is the type of guy who normally loves a big, beautiful wall.

Pictured: World class doofus-hunter, Strickland.

What people don’t know is Strickland walked into that same wall in 2015 and wasn’t about to let it show him up again.

Your friend is a genius and nobody appreciates his work

R.I.P. Enrico Palazzo

“If enough people around you agree it’s ok, how actually evil could it actually be?”

I’ve said this many times before: shitty people love to have their shitty views validated. When it’s codified in US government policy I imagine it’s like a dopamine rush akin to burying your face in a bucket of cocaine.

Landon Donovan: Hi, I’m Landon Donovan, on behalf of Union Carbide, lets all chant Puto! this year together as one...

Logically, where does this end? They have broken all the informal rules and most of the formal ones. They’re not stopping. They’ll never be honest, because they’ll never be held truly accountable. They haven’t been yet. Mueller is not saving the day, and in another year Congress, red or blue, will not have saved…

Under the 1951 UN Convention Relating to the Status of Refugees and the 1967 protocol, and adopted into U.S. law, the U.S. must recognize refugees that fear persecution and are not able to get help from their home country.

It’s remains unbelievable to me how many people continue to willingly immolate themselves on top of Trump’s pyre.

To be fair, I was raised on TV, junk food and crappy plastic toys, and look at me now—world-renowned internet commenter!

“We have no choice. This is not a policy; the law as passed by the Democrats and signed by Obummer requires us to separate families and lock the children in chicken-wire pens!”

I bet previous to this she couldn’t put a price on her own dignity, well, here we are Kirstjen you utter piece of shit.

The lack of smokey eye shadow isn’t fooling anyone new Aunt Lydia.