Who is he on thin ice with? Who does the owner have to make concessions to? York is not accountable to anyone. He’s already lost the fans, and doesn’t care.

And about halfway through this article is where Verhoeven is quoted as ... oh, look, a a squirrel!

“Where did the fifth kid come from?”

“Sort of an opaque clear color”. Excellent.

The Chronicle consists almost entirely of wire stories and clickbait — it’s not like it’s a real newspaper where they understand concepts like plagiarism, journalism, etc.

Yes, it’s quite easy to avoid harassment and death threats you’re not receiving. Try just glibly dismissing them with “is this still a thing?”, that should work great.

“The entire Icelandic language is incomprehensible.”

Articles about joke Craigslist ads are right up there with articles about joke Wikipedia edits.

“A form of betting just shiny and different enough from handing a brown bag of cash to a guy named Fingers at the local dive bar to be treated as respectable enterprise”

Also note that the rule doesn’t say anything about “overt” and doesn’t ask the official to look into the player’s soul. Did he bat or punch the ball? He did.

3. Customer: “I would like an IPA.”

Jim Tomsula might be available soon!

Yeah, how dare they profit from uncompensated college players? That’s the NCAA’s job!

Both Jim Beam (Bourbon) and Johnnie Walker (Scotch) are whiskeys so I don’t know what that’s all about. (Whisky/whiskey spelling pedantry aside).

My “favorite” of the justifications for criminalizing weed was the “decrease in productivity” it can cause. Because people in prison are super productive.

He was in Wolf Hall too, I think.

“Everything, to this point, is hearsay”

“four leaf clover headbands”

“Unfortunately too many people believe a propaganda film”

That’s great! He couldn’t think of anything that would complicate his love for the Dominican Republic in any way right now, no issue that he might possibly use this opportunity to address, no? Not even a little bit? OK then.