“the quarterback was trying to calm the situation”

“the first time they’ve been on an elevator or an escalator. It’s been a huge step-up for these guys”

Why do they even need to give a reason?

Fun fact: Soccer fields aren’t uniform either.

Whoa, Oxford had a female Vice-Chancellor 785 years ago? Who was she?

“Technically, they are not all Irish comedians, but they are certainly all British.”

This trick makes an appearance in the not-very-good John Boorman film “Hope and Glory”.

What is it with the cakes?

That is some pretty awful announcing.

In the writer's defense, it's the first time XOJane has actually had an UNPOPULAR OPINION article that was actually an unpopular opinion and not a contrived humblebrag.

Yes, in every other country — and every other business, in the US — failing companies end up failing.

"Chelsea's higher-ups are trying to nip this in the bud"

"If Drew Brees has two grounding penalties to his name"

This is an absolute travesty. It should be Club Femme Nue

There's some quality, knowledgable commentary in that first clip:

"Abortifacients are nearly as old as the written word itself"

So change the *rules*, rather than having an inconsistent, shifting enforcement of them.

There's something you don't see every day: a kicker wearing #96.

And it's *still* not as big as the rules say it should be.