I remember an incident where the referee dropped his cards, and Paul Gascoigne found them and picked them up. Before handing them back to the ref he playfully showed him the yellow. The ref beckoned him back and showed him the yellow for real.

It was still a fair catch interference penalty, though, I would hope ...

"her accurate horoscope forecasts"

They've only suspended him for two games now, but when they hear the tape ...

"The bottom line is the NFL no longer needs the government's help to remain viable."

"Does anyone really give a fuck about celebs nudes anymore?"

"let me know if what you're seeing is making your blood run cold, too."

Sports: the only business where poor sales are the customers' fault.

Oh, some guy has rambled for 100,000 words about when he was 21. Must save that for later!

£400 is about $680

171 * 4 = 684

How did you manage to get $171 out of £400?

Yet here I am, with a degree in an unrelated field, cooking chicken, and yet I live.

If you're talking in those terms then why would you even want to advance? The US controls its own destiny, has maximum points, and needs one win from two matches, and you say they got fucked? Fuck that.

OK, you're right. Megan shouldn't have written this article. I apologize unreservedly on her behalf.

FIFA rules: "Attempts to deceive the referee by feigning injury or pretending to have been fouled (simulation)", must be sanctioned as unsporting behaviour which is misconduct punishable by a yellow card."

We're just talking about booze here, it's all good fun.

Yeah, that was a pretty uptight Simpsons quote.

Call it a "sugarcane rum daiquiri". There are quite a few non-Brazilian cane rums on the market.

Maude: What's tahini?
Hostess: Flavor sauce.
Edna: And falafel?
Hostess: Crunch patties.
Helen: So, we'd be selling foreign...
Hostess: *Specialty* foods. Here, try a Ben Franklin.

What makes it "weird"? Or even "weird-ass"? It's sugar, acid, and booze.

There wasn't even a clear allegation or accusation in this case.