I think he's cottoned on to that.

There's nothing wrong with mayonnaise. I love mayonnaise. You whisk oil into some egg yolks, it's good stuff. But you can't go glopping coagulated semen from a warm jar you bought at the Stop & Shop and then pretend you know dick all about food.

"can do shot’s"

You're in the UK and you have many observations about the UK but this incident DID NOT TAKE PLACE IN THE UK, OK? 850 years of oppression and now this.

This is not an omelette, per se.

Well, don't go disturbing badgers - on any continent.

Eurasian badgers (Meles meles), like this chap, aren't quite the vicious balls of teeth and claws that American badgers (Taxidea taxus) are.

This ad is so controversial and cutting-edge it was done by Saatchi & Saatchi in 1969.

Do you bake bread and grow herbs for yourself, or is it a business venture?

This letter nicely illustrates the the dreary, solipsistic selfishness that underlies religious conviction. Get over yourself, you're not a special snowflake whose notions of Jesus or Buddha or whatever are in any way significant. It's just a way for a person who has nothing to offer to feel important.

Anyone who tells you to use a jar of vomitous store-bought "mayonnaise" and calls this "no-bullshit" is not your friend. This is disgusting and you should be ashamed.

That's what it says: "you can also contribute to your retirement savings in a traditional IRA and get a tax deduction if your income falls under the income limits." You can contribute as much as you like to an IRA but the amount that is deductible is limited by various factors. That's kind of the point.

Oh, is it cold where you are? It's quite lovely here in Northern California.

Check again. Are you *sure* you're not an idiot?

A NASCAR race *is* 2 or 3 hours of waiting for the track to dry.

With that strategy, you would *definitely* have it in you.

Hasn't Manti been giving his side for the past several months? His side was that he had this magical leukemia car-crash girlfriend. That was his side. He gave his side. This is the other side, where the evidence is.

Guess you don't know any Niners fans!

Right. Ricky Gervais said 'Complaining about what someone tweets about is like calling up the numbers in classified ads and shouting "But I don't want piano lessons!"' This is similar. People you don't know had a wedding that you probably wouldn't have enjoyed if you had been invited, does that really call for catty…

Could you explain how there is a relation between a terraced stadium being overrun by uncontrolled numbers of fans being admitted, as at Hillsborough, and people standing at their seats in an all-seater stadium, as here?