Okay, okay, I admit you’re an idiot. Twist my arm!

Alan Tudyk, the best ever, or the best of ALL TIME?! Discuss. 

This is straight out of the capitalist playbook. They’ll continue to inch prices upward as they put their competition out of business, and once they’re the monopoly, we’ll have to pay whatever they feel like charging. 

“No Tommy yet, it seems—as either the Green or White Ranger—”

I think everyone below me has confused your post to mean you don’t like the DESIGN of the Enterprise-D. I took your post to mean the model doesn’t look anything like the show model, and I completely agree.

I didn’t think I could love this man any more than I already did... and then I met Christopher Squawken. 

You didn’t jack it directly into your brain? Things got, like, 2.5 petabytes! https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/what-is-the-memory-capacity/#:~:text=You%20might%20have%20only%20a,(or%20a%20million%20gigabytes).

Great comics. DOOM as Sorcerer Supreme was classic. Don’t fudge this up, mouse.

At first glance I thought that was the tail end of the robo dog. Bad dogs bend at the waist, apparently...

Am I correct in thinking you can’t put a clearcoat over this without ruining the effect? It’s nice right up until the first time you wash it...

It’s a textbook example of a song that doesn’t progress the plot forward, grinds the narrative to a halt, and it sucks ropey goat balls to boot. Good riddance. Make it a special feature, don’t subject people to it involuntarily. 

Been running into the same issue with L.A. Noire. I love all the fluffy background, costumes, acting, etc, but over a lifetime of playing GTA, I can’t bear the driving between every single cutscene. Just had to commit to powering through it. MAP> OBJECTIVE > FASTEST ROUTE. 

Are you implying that people would rather hand-type “http://www.gizmodo.com” EVERY TIME they go to the site rather than bookmark the Latest page? What kind of masochists do you think... oh I see.

The first playthrough is to get the newbies out of the way. Master Mode is probably more your speed. I’m a casual gamer and this is the only game I ever played that warranted a second playthrough. Bokoblins who can one-hit-kill you really reinforce parrying!

I just had a moment of panic imagining some 12-year-old calling Chicken Boo a “beta cuck” on twitch. What is the world

Is there going to be a better version of PSVR for the PS5? I’m like, THIS close to finally taking the plunge on VR, solely for Squadrons. 

I’m just glad that it sounds like the DuckTales reboot hasn’t been the plague on mankind that many reboots tend to be. Adding to my queue!

As a Nintendo fanboy, I didn’t get a single one of these references, but it sounds like fun and I’m glad the Distinguished Competition has something so charming to start off with. Enjoy!

Why isn’t it turning into a hideous bear-teenager morph?! I’m going on AOL to complain. It’ll be posted 45 minutes from now. 

Zelda’s voice is now Hank Hill’s in my headcanon, so thank you for that. “I deal in guardians and guardian accessories.”