You deserve more praise for that excellent acronym. 

Thank you for reminding me about how amazing Lil’ Kim is. How Many Licks, indeed.

No mention of the ongoing propaganda war to convince Southerners that it WASN’T about slavery? Attempting, and honestly, succeeding so completely in their heinous goals is worth discussing.

Sign me up! Looks like the link at the end of the article is missing. 

Great idea. Similar to “whoever cuts the cupcake, the other one picks which half they get.” Forces them to be meticulous about equal halves, or they get the smaller. Simple!

Still weird to me that movies perceived as “middling” and/or the “worst” of the MCU would be considered genre-defining generational masterpieces in the early/mid nineties. We truly have no idea how good we have it. 

I’ve been the first to jump on the “DC sucks” bandwagon, but even I’ve gotta admit, they’re swinging for the fences here. If they can put Kristen Wiig in a fursuit and actually make me empathize with her, I’ll eat crow. 

Hopefully they can repopulate the jug bands as well. 

Can we get Morgan Freeman or Sam Jackson to record their version of this rant?

I’ll stick with my $250 LEGO version, which is way better and ALSO can be played with and rebuilt, thanks. Doesn’t seem so expensive NOW, DOES it, budget?!

Hear hear!

Metal Mario needs to have a HEAVY METAL cover of the original tunes playing. And while I can appreciate the technical work, I feel like these games need a complete visual overhaul rather than just an HD upgrade. 

This is what you are doing right now:

*rolls

I falsely assumed mine was lactose intolerance, until an unrelated scan revealed I had a gall bladder absolutely PACKED with stones, due to a fat-heavy diet. Happy to finally have a diagnosis, but the years I spent consuming Lactaid pills to no avail seem wasted. 

The pure love put into this game makes me want them to go back and redo MK9 and 10 with the new graphics engine and voice actors. It has improved so much in a couple years it’s amazing. 

He did! She doesn’t talk AT ALL in this mode, despite being in a couple minutes of the story. I think they got the hint. 

*kick-flipper

Speak for yourself, douchebag

Goddammit. I thought based on the header photo that it was curved. Where my curved phones at?!