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I’m listening to the Mystic Quest soundtrack as we speak, and it still shreds. 

Absolutely NOT. Studios now only see IP as franchise potential. They know they only need one halfway decent film to start a series, and people will pay to see the inevitable, sucktastic sequels because they’re “invested.”

Absolutely NOT. Studios now only see IP as franchise potential. They know they only need one halfway decent film to

Heartily seconded!

If you could derive no joy from Venom, you are a broken shell of a man, and you have my pity. 

I’m in. Everyone says I look like Dwight Schrute anyway, might as well lean in to it.

I’m in. Everyone says I look like Dwight Schrute anyway, might as well lean in to it.

“Light housekeepers” is the most amazing euphemism for “total slobs” that I’ve ever heard, lol

I think it’s a metaphor. ;)

HEARTILY SECONDED on the muting suggestion. People don’t realize that the mic is doing a master-level amplification of the sound of them scratching their beards. 

+1 for correct use of “penultimate.”

This... can’t be a popular opinion in 2020.

Angsty teenaged me used to LOVE Dilbert. As an adult, I now realize why Dilbert is so smug and self-superior. Comes from the worldview of being a magat. 

I doubt he legally changed it, just a “work name,” but agreed. The guy who did the special edition D&D 5E covers does BEAUTIFUL work, but goes by “Hydro75.” Like in a list of contributors to a book, there’s 50 REAL names and then THAT. Yuck. I had to look up his web site to figure out his real name is Benjamin. Bet he

Real question is, does it work on cereal? #denniswasright

Sarah, this is the first time I’ve seen your name. I’m now going to look for everything you’ve published. YAY!

*circlesquirt

Can confirm this will fly under the radar, if that’s your intent: It took THIS soup cookie a good half a minute to figure this out. Most of us won’t put in the effort.

Breath of the Wild is a masterpiece. The first 20 hours take some getting used to if you’re a purist. I’m probably 100 hours in, have beat the end boss already, and I’m still loving playing every chance I get. 

With the infrastructure the way it is, you’re not far off the mark...

but y tho