I’m sorry, I can’t hold space for this comment right now. 

I’m confused. You’re comfortable telling people you’re too busy for them, but if someone tells you the same, not in so many words, you’ll punch them in the face?

Ah yes, the old “Battletoads Syndrome.”

I’m a casual gamer at BEST. Bought a Switch for BoTW and promptly decided it was the worst game ever.

Oof, that businessperson jumping off the balcony is a weird image to conjure in a country with such a high suicide rate... Also the image of a thousand Marios showing up to save the princess at the same time and saying “Now we ALL get a turn!” will be forever burrowed into my mind. Thanks for that. 

More important question: in the subbed version, why do they call it “NAIRVE” in some weird almost-Scottish accent rather than “nerve”?!

Reminds me of this:

Reminds me of Adam Sandler admitting that his movies are just a funnel for free paid vacations.

I have this great idea called the 3/5ths compromise. I know. Hear me out.

A work of pure art. 

I loved mine to death. So many good memories of jamming my ex’s giant whore of a friend into the back bucket “seats” while my ex and I laughed at her from the front and I hit every pothole I could find.

Change it to “If you like white fuckin’ saviors,” and you can use The Pina Colada song as the theme. 

I see what you did there. Also this article gives me hope for humanity, yay!

I see what you did there. Also this article gives me hope for humanity, yay!

I do NOT like this game. Why do the sabers make noises?! Do it like Guitar Hero or GTFO.

I’m aware of the existence of the Witcher games but haven’t played them or read any of the books. Having said that I’ve watched more than my share of TV and it’s too bad Yen having “ugly pretty girl syndrome” or what have you was telegraphed so bad from the beginning. But I’m not sure what they could have done…

I’m gonna use this every day!

I know a Batmobile when I see one.

Even better: “How are you going to use this?” Gets people thinking about the next step, which will lead them to the first hurdle, which gets them asking the question they need answered to overcome that first hurdle, which is what you were asking in the first place. :)

Mandatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMgsAD3D948

I AM serious, and don’t call me Shirley!