It’s what plants crave.

If a player did this, columns would be written across the country and Goodell would suspend him two games. Four if he were black.

I think there’s always a danger with this kind of ready-reckoning selection - as if three is some magic number - hides a lot of the complexity of life. Even with the ‘exception’ disclaimer, there are people, friends, family, acquaintances where 3 is not the right number. It oversimplifies life which is not just a case…

I do think it’s important to call out Tebow’s presence in the Mets’ organization as the marketing ploy that it is. The easiest and most direct way to do that is to continually remind people that Tebow is in fact a dreadful baseball player.

OF COURSE they’re doing it for publicity. It’s why you protest - to put public attention on an issue.

Great! I just rolled my eyes out. You owe me new eyes since I can’t find mine because they rolled out.

No, he’s not at fault. Fuck those people that want to cut in line, especially asshats that can’t be courteous enough to use a blinker. I get it, people sometimes get lost or don’t quite know where they’re going... happens to the best of us. You want in front of me, use the damn blinker. I can’t read minds and…

At no point was the dashcam driver supposed to let that a-hole in. Just because someone wants to merge, does not mean you have to alter your driving. BMW needed to slow down an merge after the car goes by or wait.

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

NFL Logic

NFL Logic

2025: Three term President Trump congratulates retiring New New York Met Tim Tebow on his fifth consecutive World Series MVP award by nominating him to the Supreme Court just in time to provide an insurance vote against a suit to close the migrant detention centers located in former National Parks that were returned…

Pictured: Skip Bayless

This is the darkest timeline

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Jesus, that’s not even close to the point.

The school is going to have to Pawnee up some dough

Utes today....

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.