This is such bullshit.

“Kids shouldn’t even be allowed into a ballpark; they might have fun.”

Goose Gossage, is that you?

You tell em, your grown men playing a fucking childrens game, do it with some class LMAO.

No, because that’s intending to physically hurt someone and is actually against the rules. In this case the umpire is the judge of good natured and I don’t think anyone would ever think throwing at someone is good natured. Dancing with your teammates is deemed unacceptable by stupid grumpy old men and poor sports who…

who hurt you?

I’m not saying it’s not a good idea to keep it to that. But if you throw a baseball 95 mph at someone because they hurt your wittle feewings (and because you’re pissed you grooved a gopher ball dick-high middle-third) you’re kind of an asshole. Personally, I didn’t/wouldn’t play that way (maybe a meager bat flip here…

For me it’s this:

Babe Ruth, for Goodness sakes, pointed to the bleachers and by all accounts said the era’s equivalent of “I’m going yard on you, motherfucker”.

There are few things more delicious than the tears of a sportswriter whining about the sanctity of baseball and its unwritten rules. I expect to slake my thirst in the coming hours and days.

It’s like everyone here is supposed to read the Gawker-verse guide to groupthink:

I’m glad that my life isn’t so empty that the free time I have away from work and taking care of my family aren’t squandered by being a huge asshole in a video game.

I think there’s a difference between “you’re naked, therefore you like sex and are a slut” and “there is no reason to show us your naked body under the flimsy pretext of not knowing what to wear as anyone who cares to see you naked has already done so”.

I think it is pooch...but we won't know until we get the words for the other direction.

Underrated and Applebees. two words that have never been used in the same sentence before...

Ponderosa? Is this 1976?

I dispute the integrity of any survey of this kind that does not rank Olive Garden as last.

This is gonna sound insensitive but I honestly have NO desire or wish for all these reboots. Gilmore Girls, Full House, X files...the talk of Friends. There is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much good TV out there to waste time on what Emma is doing in college. Who the fuck cares?

Lol California isn’t a hotbed for young chefs? Please.