I had a green machine....that thing ROCKED!

Wait! Who the hell is excited by this???? People who use rental cars alot??? Some guy in Raleigh, N.C. who is pondering what Fords new Winston/Nextel/Sprint/Nationwide/Tide/Tartar Control Crest/Kotex/Dawn with lemon Zest/Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles cup series car will look like? This is news like telling me Paris…

A CB?? What was this guys handle??? Pie Wagon?? Shaggin Wagon??? P-Magnet????

The VolksaPorsche 914. Way to bring a great nameplate down a notch or 5!

It all makes sense! They release a new Astro van in China knowing in 10 years WE will be trying to illegaly try to get into China and need something to drive. Everything comes full circle.

"...ask him what the resale value will be in 5 years vs an Isu....wait...DON'T!"

Is it true that the version that uses English electrics is called the "Fried"????

I saw a plate the other day that said OMG BBQ

*Note to self.....Don't pick up Prostitutes you plan to kill in the Lotus...Use the Range Ro*......DAMN, I've said to much again!

My high school buddy, Carlos had a 78 Olds 88 that his dad bought from a junkyard and got running. It was just put out for parts so when Carlos got it it was missing a few things like the dashboard, trunk lid, and back seat. Carlos would use the empty back space to start a Mcdonalds trash collection. YEECH!

He will be fine as long as he doesn't start opening up that second front

I think this thing driving past someone really fast may cause a seizure

Each time you push up, you go up in gear...and a little piece of your manhood disappears...*push*..married...*push*..Minivan...*push*..flowered sheets..*push*...vacation at the scrpbookers convention in Fresno...*push*..your wife dresses you....

I love it when Canada rebadges U.S. Chevys as Pontiacs...wasn't the Corsica a Tempest in Canada???

Here are some suggested people to lay off:

E-Skoda Me? baking Powder?

Zooey Deschanel???? *Drools* *Finds corner to be alone in office*

Wow! Random switches in a Citroen DS??? I'm suprised he didn't accidentally turn on the windsheild wipers!

6 webers, 12 cylinders and a lifetime of tylenol! At least the 350 has a shot!

Here is a video of Eddie Griffith promoting the race: