If the Stickers make your car run like Twitter, it will make it break down everyday

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While we MEH this, I bet they sell a ton in Mexico and South America where VW has a much larger footprint.

Now that Jill Wagner has a regular gig with that new show on ABC, Mercury brings NOTHING to the table. I think it has only survived this long because of their dealerships being connected with Lincoln and some peeps walking in wanting a Lincoln, finding out they can't afford one and somehow ending up in a Mercury.…

@BRASS POLAЯ: Some people don't have to paint em.....I knew a 450 lb guy who hadn't seen his nuts in years

@readplays: It is very true that its "The Actors Beer". I've been to quite a few Hollywood functions and its always there and thats maybe why I have stopped drinking it. When you see 3 out of work douchebags all trying to look hip by having the bottle in their hand and NOT actually drinking it...it leaves a BAD taste…

@boosted-lego-wagon: Time Magazine did an article on micro-breweries in Colorado and printed a map of 9 you can visit one after the other....someday!

@readplays: I've already started

So the Automotive press gets to go home early but I don't??? How does THAT work???

I totally LOVE that wagon! And the 300Z rims just add to the kitch!

I don't think thats a soccer player, I think its just a British tourist at Disneyland....thats what they usually wear.

#3 Avoid high traffic areas

@FreeMan: They need to use Umlauts! the Audi Ä4

Why does the map look like someone threw up a bag of skittles on it??

Congrats Ash!

Zimmer! I can play Hans Zimmer as I cry in the corner of my garage trying to make THIS Zimmer run.

@AlexTheSane: @om nom de plume has a 27 inch LCD "GPS" in his 65...cept when I saw him, he was playing reruns of "Top Gear" on it....and was lost....so go figure

@FrankRizzo: Were they thinking ahead when they called it Phoenix International RACEWAY..knowing Phoenix International SPEEDWAY would spell PIS?????? Just a thought thats rattled around in my brain for like 10 years now

This is so needed in L.A. because it will distract drivers from slowing down to look at a guy changing a tire!

The car for the Anti-Social and the Lonely. "I'm taking my girl to see Indiana Jones in my Corvette! Yeah, Well I'm driving my Veritas through the Fatburger drive thru then going home and masturbating!"