Okay...I'm flying down Mullholland in a custom 59 Chevrolet Wagon.....Chrome rims.....Nogaro red paint...the works. Amy Adams is snuggled against me on the bench seat when she gets a lil evil look in her eyes and decides to go down on me. In the middle of it all I put my head back to enjoy and we go flying off of…

@POLAЯ SAYS SOMEONE ELSE: Yes, But you are a god among men here, my friend! You have many many COTD, I have one.....Your like Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys to me, man!

@Я: Nights AND Weekends???? I thought it was Nights OR Weekends! Maybe he lives in ali where its still technically Late Afternoon/Dusk. (I'm NEVER gonna get a star doing shit like this, will I???)

Scotty, you have the con! Spock, Bones, Guy in red shirt whose gonna die in the next ten minutes....You're with me in the giant sperm!

@KazukiFennec: Wait, Its half German and half French?? So, It surrenders to itself???

"We don't know how he got out of there alive with it" Easy, like all GM locks, he just shoved a flat-head Screwdriver in the lock and turned.

Broken French Car = Project Hell automatically. The Mi stands for Mission Impossible! The red color is nice, maybe the interior comes in the matching colors of sweat and tears! I hate to say it, but the car sitting next to someones woodpile has a better shot than the pretty red one in the driveway!

@bd_juju: Okay, Maybe it can be called the 2010 Corvette ZR1 Wertgasm

Geez, Jump on Bento for the snarky Smart car comment. I'm on a Douche roll today...keep this up and I'll be issued a 3-series to drive!

@ranwhenparked: Is it??? The fuel milage numbers were not so hot in the articles I have read. R&T only averaged 32 MPG which is equal to a Nissan Versa.

Someone explain the "Smart" part about this car again????

@EBone: I agree! You don't see that with other BMW models here in SoCal so I can't blame it on i-drive. Everytime I see who is driving a 3 series, it makes me want a G35 sedan even more!

@Teds: Hey, those shoes are super comfy on the dead pedal!

WOW! I need that GT-R Emblem for my Xterra!

@mwood10: There is the "Kite with Key" charging system...just use either roof or street parking

Separated at birth??:

Speaking of Jalop writers current and former, I ran into Laura Burstein this past Tuesday. She's purdy dern awesome!

@Tanshanomi: Well, the EASY way is obvious...whats the hard way unless you go in from the.....OH GOD, NO!

@htrodblder: "How I found your mother's 1979 gunmetal grey Monte Carlo"??????

@POLAЯ ИIИJA STAЯ: This is either racing apperal......or a scene from a James Bond movie