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Does the link to the new Toyoldsmobile site send you to a Rick Astley video???

@mwood10: Yes, I admit it....I went with Steven Hawking...He's a HUGE Kasey Kahne fan (He doesnt wear the shirt)

If I could replace the i-drive with a nacho cheese dispenser.....this car would be perfect!

@smalleyxb122: Just Mention NASCAR and it dumbs you down!

Ever been to a NASCAR race???? You look like a Douche when your NOT wearing your favorite drivers shirt. I don't know why they call it the Daytona 500 when the combined I.Q of the fans came to 321 (the I.Q. drops to 187 when I'm not there)

PCU RULES! I thought I was the only guy west of Denver who has ever seen it! LOVE that movie!

Why does the "Indy Racer" look like a Rodded out wedge of Cheese??? Now that Dodge Charger Daytona, THAT I so WANT!!!!

And to think we could have had a Holden Based 442......then again, everyone I knew who had an olds growing up put a landau top on em...so I'm glad its dead (R.I.P. Omega)

The GT6 ran like crap in almost new condition. I can't imagine what it can (or can't) do now! The Porsche parts can be had I guess...So I'm going for Moldy ole Brit!

@drdreydel: Dear Diary, Today Wert totally ignored me at the coffee maker...It's Obviously he is still uncomfortable after the whole "Bare Leg/Jetta folding seat" incident. SIGH, if only he could see me the way I see him. Then Hardigree comes up to me with CheeToe fingers AGAIN! Can't he ever wash after eating

@workingonyourinvoice: That and I think a woman picked the hottest comentators dooming me to never ever get one!

In a Transformers related story...I got a pic of Megan Fox right after asking her out:

In a Weird and Strang coincidence, Michael Bay was caught getting it on with a Production Assistant in the back of a KIA Sedona. No word from the Arizona Film Commision, but the PA did say in an interview that there were multiple explosions, which is typical of Bay's work.

I'm glad the pic is from 2002 as well and not a pic of her from 2008:

When Lance Armstrong drives, Its a Grand National

Can't afford a CLS

This guy could have a BlueTec BioDiesel Benz that the exhaust smelled like French Fries and Apple Empanadas and STILL couldn't pick up a girl in it! Dude, Haircut and new shirt...please!

"....Car is in perfect condition ecept for the drivers seat which the last owner said was "Very Sticky". I have not found this to be true, but the seat does light up under a CSI blacklight test"