So, they don't have free coffee at the porsche design studio at all, do they??

I have Volvo dreams myself.....One day, my friends, one day I WILL have a P1800

The JALOPNIK hood ornament:

Anyone want to invest in my all Sprinter Drift Team????? So far we are sponsored by the new Sheryl Crow single "Always on your side"

Can you put the hood up for that "Open Toed" Feel??

Extra value is what you get...when you buy coronet

WHAT??? Pick ups going Apeshit at a Rodeo and not ONE clown is crushed under the wheels???? FAIL!

Here's a great one for a Volvo!

A Pontiac Grand Prix...wait, someone did that already

Some days I have plenty of time for comments, other not so much.........Either way, on;y star I'm getting is on a greasy bag of Carls jr.

@tbennett017: Unless he is throwing gang signs...which means he was gunned down by the Latin Kings somewhere near MacArthur park in his Hummer. SIGH, we can only dream!

@Andrewpetty: He's busy with "Knight Rider" and ZR-1 posts to bother anymore

@dolo54: Ariel the Mermaid's IUD???

@charles_barrett: Next time I see a guy get out of a 3 series Bimmer in Assless chaps...I promise to think of you!

So, Optimus can Transform from a Big Rig to a huge Robot...but yet still can't avoid 405 Traffic.....Welcome to L.A!

We had a Driver total a G35S and what you gonna do?? I have a better chance of getting fired posting on here!

Val Kilmer celebrated the show being picked up by eating 3 pounds of chocolate flavored lard

@lascauxcaveman: Huh? I thought looking like an Idiot got you half way to a star around here.

@Vintage Racer: Yes, I remember the 1973 Aston Martin "Badger"

@charles_barrett: Will pass that on to my buddy in WeHo with the Silver Jetta. He'll be pleased!