@Rust-MyEnemy: The $20 aftermarket rims look Awlsome on it to!

I choose Ferrari because it looks like it was driven by Tom Selleck after eating at Burrito King

@I'm so Malaise I can't taste it!!!!!!!!!11: My Truck nutz help me eliminate my feeling of inferiority.

@eltonito: Is that near Intercourse, PA.?????

Adventure gear and an H2????? Oh, Maybe the Adventure is finding the next gasstation before you run out!

@Ω βгåғғ™: Agreed! LOVE me some Venture Bros., Metalocalypse, ATHF and Robot Chicken!

Its true! Hummer H2s in Hollywood have nuttin but guys in em, but dudes in Bentley Continental GTs always have a hawt lil goldigger in the pass seat

I'd feel like Dennis Kucinich cept I don't have a hot redhead wife............YET! Muhahahahahaahaha!!!!!!!

Scion Marketing meeting: "So guys, who can show everyone in America that the Haiko is actually good looking? Um...A talking Ass?? BRILLIANT!

@Vintage Racer: See, I'm all over OLD Chargers at the Murph....NOT NEW Chargers at Qualcomm!

Vote Wertsmiths!!!!

@graverobber: cept we don't get to see Joey Fatone put George Hamilton into the third turn wall at 212! (I'm gonna root for Stacy Keibler if she can ever get her legs to fit in an IRL car!)

You can't spell Irrelevant without IRL!

Do the New Rules include Tony George getting to recreate American Asian internment camps with Thai Hookers????

@SundaySunday: Oh, I like a 1970 Dodge Charger....just not in blue and white with a bolt on it

Huge TaTas

@COMMENTEЯNAUT POLAЯ: SHHHHH! ontda alkta boutaa ecretsa tarsa!

a Fat Lady in a Hyundai Excel bathed in Blue Light would look just like Violet Beauregard from Willy Wonka!

I drove one...Its 300C fast, but this..I dunno.

@Vintage Racer: I don't like the way they just assume everyone in L.A. should be rootin for them...Besides, the masochist in me makes me root for the Bucs