Best looking sedan (not made by Maserati)

The new Pacifica is pretty mf awesome.

I guess it makes it easier to get them on without having to disconnect the shaft that drives the hydraulics?

Not bad for something four times bigger, ten times safer, and that pollutes a tenth as much.

Fuck all those haters. I’m right there with you.

Today on Jalopnik:

I said that I’d buy it. I do not care for what you’d buy.

“a lot of people are flocking to the showrooms for what is basically a high-riding, bloated wagon”

No. If I had that money to waste, I’d like better to buy this:

“for what is basically a high-riding, bloated wagon.”

Get this guy some Xanax

My BMW 328i is in the body shop so Enterprise Rent a Car confined me for several weeks in a Dodge Challenger with a 3.6L V6 and 300 horses, about the same size engine with about 60 more ponies than my tinier BMW. This is the first time I’ve ever driven this car.

“and pushing these little pieces of plastic is more frustrating than fun”

inb4 “wahhh it’s too big like gahh can it even corner like durr are they ever going to change the design like blargh”

Have you ever been to TX? That’s a stupid baited question.

I’m a Realtor, so it makes sense for me to know these things.

I really wish people would stop saying this is Mercedes platform. It shared a few specific bits, and thats it.

Also never forget:

2017 BMW M5 curb weight: 4387 lbs

Burnout = diet.