Yes but Lucas has a fundamental understanding of his own design of Hyperspace trajectories and making FTL navigational calculations. 12 parsecs is a description of the route the Falcon took, not how fast it goes. “She’ll go .5 past lightspeed.” that’s speed. “Made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.” that’s cuz…

“Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.”

Counter point: Sometimes they are just as awesome as you were as a kid. Orson Welles has never eaten more than in Transformers: The Movie.

I’d like to toss the NES Ninja Gaidens in there as well. Those were ridiculously difficult. I remember the neighborhood friends coming over for an NES gaming marathon, and we were determined to beat the first Ninja Gaiden. After hours and hours of getting our collective asses handed to us, we finally beat the last…

I completely disagree with your review of Oregon Trail. Oregon Trail taught me, I could control fate! Computers were so slow back then, my machine would start grinding and beeping before it broke little Clara’s leg, or gave my wife lethal dysentery. So I played with my hand on the big on/off switch. When it started to…

Oregon Trail was awesome.

I don’t think there is a more valid use of “Pics or it didn’t happen” than this post...

That’s fair, but you have to admit that it makes the world a more interesting place that a guy who built his first prototype using TV parts and media stories referred to him as a “TV repair man” now has his invention being studied by NASA.

Reminds me of Chlorine Trifluoride, which has been described as follows:

At some point in history my kids got possession of fake dog shit that looks troubling real. They use it often and it has been an April Fool's staple in the past. This morning I went into the bathroom and saw it on the floor, Ha Ha real original guys. It was only after I'd picked it up with my bare hand I realized…

My 1.5 year old smelled like she crapped her diaper.

My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.

If they can bring back Coach, they can bring back anything, I suppose.

"He shouldn't be doing that" brilliant commentary

And LA residents thought they were done with bad shots once Kobe shut it down.

Really? Cuter than Johnny Five? Does nobody remember when this movie was called Short Circuit in 1986?

2nd film: "Unbreakables" - Bruce Willis' character embraces his unbreakable status, becomes superhero. Sam Jackson's character is revealed in the first film to have info on multiple "unbreakables", so it turns out he's assembled a team like "some weird bizarro Nick Fury". The ending should be like the ending of Empire…

So one thing that Minecraft has over Lego is that it teaches kids digital logic and engineering in a way that Lego just can't do. Lego can teach a kid how to build a wall. Minecraft can teach a kid how to build a CPU. That's what the redstone book is about. It's almost tricking kids into learning math and engineering…

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