i would recommend the talking loudly about the stink to someone and "not noticing" that she is well within hearing distance, dont make it specific though to her though, just say something about how someone is wearing way too much perfume. if she still doesnt get it, then yes, murder is your only option

im not that ben stein, it is however my actual birth name. no im not named after him and no you cannot win my money(as i have none)

i really had no problem at all with hipsters until i was told by one of my friends from the city that PBR, which has been my cheap beer of choice for a few years now, has become a hipster beer and they drink it ironically, whatever the fuck that means. and to make maters worse, turns out if i enjoyed it before it was…

also what about sick vamp in the camp with the sad progeny. he cant have been infected for more than a few days longer than she would have been and he looked pretty sick before the "6 months later" thing

hmm, that is a logical way to look at it, it works with all the things we think we already know, and would provide a nice continuation storyline from one season to the next. in other words, not a chance in hell buddy, this is true blood we do things crazy and nonsensical or we dont do them at all

Unless Violet is magically immune to Hep V then whatever they injected him with wasn't Hep V as she has been feeding off of him for over 6 months now, either that or it was but then the writers decided they wanted to do all that mess and so now it isn't. actually after writing that down and remembering that this is…

I love how the guy in the van just casually walks back towards the scene of the accident as if nothing major is going on

is that mold? i think thats mold. yeah thats definitely mold. fuck it, im eating it anyways, cant be worse for me than it already is right?

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how do we know when which teams are being done? nevermind, im retarded and forgot to read

propylene glycol is used in food and to make non toxic anti-freeze. ethylene glycol is the one that will kill you. also the blu ones use vegetable glycerine instead of glycol. that what i just started using and i like it a lot. down from 12-15 real smokes a day to 2-3 immediately with no trouble at all

It's had its ups and downs. definitely better than the last few seasons

this should help a bit

that was an exceptionally shitty hotel, on most hotel safes you can replace the batteries without opening the safe. a lot of them also have a jack that you plug into to do service opens(when people forget their code) and you can power open the safe with that too. their maintenance guy was off and didnt answer the…

Thank God I'm not the only one. That was a horribly mean and callous joke, but holy hell was it hilarious

I hate you so much right now, I live in a small tourist town of about 5,000 people and DSL is my best option, actually it's my only option. Not only that but the only ISP that serves my area is Fairpoint, and they are horrible

definitely the after shower shit is worse, you can shave with cold water if you have a good razor, i do quite a bit in the dead heat of summer. you cant avoid the stink of steamy bathroom shit or keep the TP together when wiping your still moist ass.

i dont think we have too much to worry about

we have it, but people who arent in the trades have usually never heard of it. same with torx, pozidriv(the shittiest of all screw heads), spanner and allen(to a much lesser extent)