this should help a bit

that was an exceptionally shitty hotel, on most hotel safes you can replace the batteries without opening the safe. a lot of them also have a jack that you plug into to do service opens(when people forget their code) and you can power open the safe with that too. their maintenance guy was off and didnt answer the…

definitely the after shower shit is worse, you can shave with cold water if you have a good razor, i do quite a bit in the dead heat of summer. you cant avoid the stink of steamy bathroom shit or keep the TP together when wiping your still moist ass.

we have it, but people who arent in the trades have usually never heard of it. same with torx, pozidriv(the shittiest of all screw heads), spanner and allen(to a much lesser extent)

just make sure its shiny and chromed and not scratched up at all. if you accidentally steal a real mud truck from real rednecks, your fucked.

No explanation needed

As our guests are very rich and obviously never to blame for anything, there is no such thing as an IFR

Could be worse...

The crosses are for people who died in drunk driving accidents

Pools literally never get drained unless repairs to the walls are needed. For an AFR(accidental fecal release, that's what you're supposed to call it) you raise the chlorine to 20PPM, which is more than enough to kill any bacteria, small animals or children that happen to be in the water, then you neutralize the…

As others have stated however, the Gowanus canal is mostly not water, so this is a marked improvement over current conditions there

i just saw This is the End last week and i thought it was hilarious. not exactly oscar material but a fun and funny movie best enjoyed for what it was, a chance for some hollywood people to poke fun at themselves. danny mcbride was definitely the best though

"What percentage of doors that have the sign "Emergency exit, alarm will sound" are actually telling the truth?"

Oh wow, that is fantastic, and they obviously did not read the fucking article

Thank you kind sir!

Can we get a link to the article those fucking nitwits are supposed to read?

i would assume that the numbers would be much higher if you could account for the number of people watching the game at bars or friends houses

+1 well played sir, well played

Jordan was a known asshole, still is too! Lebron made one douchey decision(pun intended) and I'll admit doing that special was exceptionally douchey, and people want to hate on him forever. i can understand it from cleveland fans, if i was from there i'd probably be bitter too, but the rest of you all need to get…

That we've all had way too many shitty coaches may be the only football related thing you will ever hear Raiders Broncos Chiefs and Chargers fans all agree on