you could totally make it out of the country if you spent more than 20 minutes planning your escape. any half assed terrorist doing something like this should have had round trip plane tickets out of the country for a "vacation" already purchased and been telling people about the awesome vacation you are going to…

Unfortunately the 11 month wait between girl scout cookie binges made this change unnoticeable. And I still don't like them changing all the cookie names

They're not samoas, they're caramel delights, anyone who says different can fuck right off. It's those devious bastards at BIG GIRL SCOUT trying to confuse you into actually ordering some of the 30 year old stock of sugar cookies they still can't get rid of. Caramel delights. Also I feel that milanos and mint…

Meh, I know a guy who can do that with regular truck rims, not impressed. Although to be fair, he also picks up full kegs one handed and may be a superhuman freak of nature. Or possibly just a logger

Did anyone who speaks Spanish catch Angel Cabreras interview after?I could have sworn he said puto at the end, which I didn't hear from his translator.

Stowe, VT upscale tourist town. We're doing just fine, rich people still have plenty of money to spend. The surrounding towns aren't in quite as good shape though

you're not a sick fuck if you watch it. you're a sick fuck if you watch it and don't cringe when his leg snaps like a twig

If MTVs reality "stars" keep dying off and going to jail they may have to take drastic measures. Maybe even play some music

That is pretty nice, but I'm gonna stick with my 04 WRX wagon and definitely not because I can't afford anything newer... honest

Also missing from potpourri region were dicknose, douchenozzle, cum dumpster, fiddlefuck and a bunch of other good ones I can't think of right now

If you're ever at stowe mountain resort, go to the octagon cafe at the top of the quad and order a Chili Mac. Better than anything on the menu and relatively cheap

As ludicrous as it sounds, maybe he has lost a step and Al Davis actually got rid of assistive at the right time

Raiders fan here, Nnamdi is an intelligent hard working man, and a philanthropist to boot. He was consistently great even on consistently shitty Raiders teams. The problem is not him, it's how the eagles are using him(great man coverage corners don't make great zone coverage corners)

Don't bash the shitty host too much or we'll end up with another ten years of Billy Crystal. seriously people forget just how bad these things can get.BILLY GODDAMN CRYSTAL.FOR A DECADE AN ENTIRE TEN YEARS. I'm crying just imagining it

True story. I own an 04 WRX wagon and I would love to buy a newer one but I really don't like what they've done to the styling since then. On a related note, anyone have an 04 WRX with 0 miles in the north east that wanna sell real cheap?

+1. Well done sir

Only if your plates aren't green and white. They love fucking with tourists and for that, Mr state trooper, we thank you

Nnamdi is amazing in man coverage. Make him play zone and you may as well start your 3rd string

As a lifelong Vermonter who has been driving Subarus since before I was legal, I wish I had a retort for this but damnit, you're pretty much dead on. Also subarus are awesome

Add my vote to the TGUS is pretty good tally. is it as good as the UK version? No, but that's ok as that is a very high standard to live up to. If you could just get ferrara to act a little bit less idiotic it would help though, he cheeses it up a bit too much sometimes. Also you should now do an episode about…