benstein01
Ben Stein
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That is the reason for about 90% of the stupid decisions that come out of Hollywood

As a die hard raiders fan, and honestly that's the only kind left, I'm really getting sick of being disappointed by mid-season year after year. I really hope the new management can get this team headed in the right direction soon. I'm not asking for a super bowl win next year but it would be nice to at least feel

I grew up on the asterix books. My parents were dirty hippies though, probably not so much it the typical American upbringing

I was really hoping for a Bio-Dome clip when I clicked that link. Now I'm sad

Hakkas are the ultimate snow tire but holy crap are they expensive. If the price is to much for you, check craigslist. I got a set of hakkas on rims with about 3/4 tread left for $150. Should last at least 2 more years and a whole lot better than stopping close to $600 on tires

Only if they can get M. Night Shamalamadingdong to direct it. Because unnecessary twists are necessary

• As awesome as Glen's pulling out the zombie radius/ulna to use as a shiv was, I couldn't help but think "man, if he has any open wounds on his hand, he is fucked."

First, hire a financial advisor, then give my parents and sister a few mil each, then have my current car(04 WRX wagon) fixed up and modified to around 400 hp. Buy a GTR, a house or two, a new snowboard. Invest the rest in a mix of CDs, bonds, mutual funds and stocks. And at least a few nights out on the town

You take your logic and common sense and you GTFO! You take the agera, turn it into a spaceship in your basement, fly it to mars, make billions doing...... whatever one does with a super car/space ship on mars. And live happily ever after taking baths in money and pooping in golden toilets

Ok I can see the reality tv stars, but why the hate for Pauly Shore and company. Those terribly cheesy yet still hilarious movies were a big part of the 90's

Incorrect. Tolerance combined with poor decision making can lead to dependence, but they are not one and the same

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn?

And that is another reason why I have only owned Subarus since I could afford to be somewhat picky. Also they're just too much fun to drive in the snow

I've decided that the no electricity tech is something that changes the conductivity of metals. It's the only way I can see everything electronic not working without completely destroying the laws of physics

Maybe Nathan, realizing that Audrey isn't going for it, has time warp guy send him back to 1955 again later on. Time travel is definitely the best way to get some strange without getting caught. Unless you end up pulling a Fry and become your own grandfather

Oh now I get it. That explains the woosh I heard while reading that

Seriously?!? Last time I was in Sherbrook(7 years ago but still) a lap dance from fully nude stripper was $15 Canadian and lasted a full song

You do realize that the Gaza strip was part of Israel in the 67 bidders, they gave that to the Palestinians in 05 after which they decided to repay the fact by hucking rockets across the border. The only time Israeli borders have expanded was after they were invaded by their neighbors and kicked the crap out of them.

Yup. You picked the wrong year though. You want late 90s or an 04/05 IMO

She was good in adventureland