benstein01
Ben Stein
benstein01

why no love for subaru WRC blue and yellow?

i used to have one of those, loved the mileage, look and handling, top gear was waaaay to short though and gas mileage dropped when i was on the interstate going 75. now i have an 04 wrx wagon and if i baby the throttle as much as possible i can eek out 30mpg driving around town but on the interstate with the taller

iPhones either have accelerometers in them, or extrapolate your speed from gps positioning and timing. i know they can get speeds somehow because i used to use an app that tracked my runs and top speed while snowboarding. pretty neat stuff

1. you missed the point of the first snarky comment

don't blame fox, blame the Nielsen people for putting most of their boxes in the homes of people who like really bad TV shows

it's a good thing you misread that comment. you started a highly entertaining shitstorm of people misinterpreting eachothers viewpoints amost completely due to people using the same words to imply different things. throw in some "my opinion is fact" and some "no it isnt MY opinion is fact because i read something

i take it you've never lived anywhere 1000 miles from an arby's. they combine heartburn and diarrhea in ways found nowhere else on the planet

this isnt mocking christians, its mocking fundamentalists. fundamentalists of any kind deserved to be mocked

imgur never works, most other image hosting sites rarely work,most other places do alright.

yeah, in the same way seeing a live dinosaur would look like a collection of flesh, bone and (probably) feathers

by that logic, if you vote NP, the Nazis are coming back and they will win

they gave us Trailer Park Boys and Rick Moranis(sp?), all is forgiven

i bought an 04 WRX wagon last april for 7.7k with 114k mi on it. they can be found for reasonable prices already, just not from dealers

i bought a reasonably low mileage 04 wrx wagon about a year ago for 7.7k, loving every minute of it, except for replacing the calipers and the cat. i didnt enjoy those minutes very much at all

when i was about 10 years old and visiting my grandparents in florida, they took me to lion park safari, drivethrough zoo. an ostrich walks up to the car, bends his neck down to look in the windshield, rolls out an arm sized bird cock, and pissed all over my grandfathers hood. for the rest of my life i dont think

use the stereotype of canadians as exceptionally polite people who would never ask rude questions like that.

what the crap! thundercats hasnt been on EZTV for weeks now i thought the season was over or something. and LoK has never been on there. i really need a new home with housemates that dont hog the DVR all the damn time

holy crap, just read rice boy. that was awesome. IO9, i blame you for so much lost productivity at work these days

true story

yeah the shiny chrome rims on a lifted truck is the first clue, second is the truck nuts on the reese hitch, 3rd is the juicehead in the tap out shirt driving it/beating his girlfriend on the side of the road