benstein01
Ben Stein
benstein01

coors original is good. coors light is water, and unless you live in or near colorado it can be very difficult to find anywhere that carries coors original

i did smash the crap out of that poor volvo. word to the wise: if you're following a snowmachine down a main road, its probably time to park your RWD car or it will park itself. in a tree

yeah that's always confused me a bit about this place. same with all the old merc and bimmer love, never liked those cars one bit myself

i let my parents talk me out of getting a 65 ford galaxie for my first decent car(they had matched 1/2 the money i saved for it) and got an 88 volvo 740 GLE instead.

yeah my work schedule last season killed me, i think i saw 3 races all season. this year i have sun/mon off. woo!!

as much as people would pay, or in other words, all the monies

IIRC, both actually

well not in his current incarnation but he has commited genocide on a planetary level before so you never can tell

"modern-day He-man who's half-warrior, half-idiot from Futurama writer Eric Kaplan" you say?

green man charlie is good but he's no green bastard

because time travel. or something like that

that would be awesome, until someone who shares the sentiment wins powerball ill resign myself to $35 autocross days once a month, if you tell yourself its just like the Nürburgring only in traffic cones enough times you can almost start believing it...

have you ever watched a NASCAR race on a road course? they're terrible. the cars are to big and heavy for the tracks. no passing, no racing, just 43 guys going around a track single file. now if some billionare decided to build an extra wide road corse designed for stock car racing, that would be the best thing

97 kilometers over 4 hours. if i can drive there faster than you can teleport there it doesnt count. technicalities be damned

weather appropropriate clothing. if you live in the north, have gloves, hat, coat and wool socks in your car all winter long. i leave mine in there all year long but thats just because im lazy

mind=blown

on the plus side, reading the description of The Neighbors has inspired me to watch Coneheads for the first time in years, so thats nice anyways

you guys remember when common sense used to be common? yeah neither do I...

as i said in my edit, pure speculation is my basis, i'm assuming they both came from the same latin base as they originally had similar meanings

and tardy came from retard, before it was offensive(every offensive word for mentally handicapped person used to be the non-offensive word people came up with when they decided the last one had become offensive) as retard also means slow as in "i had to retard the timing on my engine when i upped the boost" and if