Off topic (and we love you, Deadspin), but:

OH MY GOD YOU MIGHT CATCH GAY FROM THEM

Exactly. This isn’t ABC primetime. Enough with the melodramatic camera work [overly-busy handheld (or simulated handheld), too many closeups during dialog, etc.], enough with the look-how-clever-I-am cutesy crap. We don’t want Felicity In Space. Lens flare ≠“cinematic.” Why the writer of Armageddon has been tasked…

If you want a vehicle that doesn’t make you look like a gullible, complacent nobody, look elsewhere.