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Severino and Sánchez seem like the logical pairing for a play-in game

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

My large thirsty adult son. Already a New York legend.

What kind of idiot doesn’t call JG Wentworth?

I am legitimately angry that the refs put 0.1 back on the clock. It ruined the moment for Notre Dame and it extended the agony for Mississippi State. Not a single person on the court wanted to play out that final tenth of a second.

“The good news is that most places that have them are fairly nice and scenic.”

I never quite understood why women risk their lives by wearing revealing and sexy clothing out on the town on Saturday nights. I get it, it’s your right, but knowing how men are, you’re basically asking for it. I used to see twenty-something women at clubs in the Meatpacking District in New York where predatory men

“knowing how drivers are..”

Where else is a professional cyclist supposed to ride? To properly train these cyclists need uninterrupted road without stoppages and most always it’s impossible to avoid cars on these roads. They can’t train on feeder streets or they’d have to stop at intersections every quarter mile. I’d ask why it’s such a bother

Fuck, I am WAITING for a politician to come up and say: Hey, mofos, we banning everything but hunting rifles, and small caliber hand guns. Anything else is gone. Buy back program, repeal the 2nd amendment, peace.

“The evidence will show that no MSU official believed that Nasser committed sexual abuse prior to the newspaper reports in the summer of 2016"

The scene: A food blog

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

Cyclists have as much of a right to the road as anyone else.

I don’t know if this varies from state to state (or maybe city to city) but where I live it’s the law that bikes have a right to use the road and they’re actually prohibited from being on the sidewalk.

I’m sure you’ll say a lot of stupid things until you’re blue in the face. Cyclists have as much of a right to the road as anyone else. If you can’t be trusted to remain aware of what is on the road with you then you shouldn’t be behind the wheel of a car.

Yep get those cars off the roads until they can learn to drive safely!

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise