So much for a DMZ.

Great crowd at the PPG Paints Arena.

Between this and his bible thumping, Tebow is always pissing off the left.

Looks kinda puffy, no?

Hopefully the team can rally the Troopz and win a few more games.

This is a great candidate for a “caption this” — I’ll start:

I thought you were going to say that the weird thing was that they hired an Arena Football League coach to be their head coach.

Void from Chargers departure filled by expansion franchise of the International Stadium Galleon Battle League.

I’d like to see Mike Piazza provel his claims.

As much as I think the Ray Bourque style “trade the veteran who has never win a Stanley Cup to win a cup and embolden a contending franchise of young players strategy” is cheesy and doesn’t always work, Doan deserves just that.

I saw that maroon hoodie guy as I was in the same area. Got to our seats right as the anthem was starting and the maroon hoodie guy said something like “FUCK THE PENGUINS!! BUT THIS IS AMERICA WE CAN ALL AGREE ABOUT THAT RIGHT?” to the entire section. I immediately thought that this was going to be a long night…

If anyone wants to catch them after the game I would bet some serious money that they head straight to Mons Venus.

Ha. Worse shit happens to officials all across the US and Canada every weekend from October to March in youth hockey games from coaches and parents.

These are Christian schools too! Turn the other cheek and get knocked the fuck out!

Guess Therrien will coach the Vegas Golden Knights. Good news for him, in Vegas you can basically chain smoke anywhere.

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That is a good point. Highly plausible as these guys have to make a decision and judgement in 1-3 seconds. He could also face some scrutiny from the league.

I can see Nyquist’s point when he says he “didn’t mean to do that.” He was clearly aiming for the neck and connected with the face.

Sarkasian walks into steakhouse to celebrate his promotion. Orders the biggest porterhouse on the menu. Slathers it in boogers before making the first cut.

Making St. Mary’s College proud!