As if Chris Berman couldn’t be more of an asshole, I had to google “CHRIS BERMAN HUEY LEWIS” and couldn’t stop watching multiple —!!!!1-MULTIPLE concerts where Berman sang duets with Huey. He looks like Peter Boyle’s younger brother that is a mattress salesman.

He’ll probably meet with him Sooner or later.

Well, he does look like Santa, sooooo.......

Judge to witness: “No shit, Sherlock.”

At lease the attendance looks better than the Miami Beach Bowl’s. I love shitty bowl games and would probably rather watch two 8-4 teams from small conferences than the CFB Championship, but that’s just me.

I sweat my 2 year old son gave me a concussion by an accidental headbutt when we were reading. I had a headache for 2 days and felt weird for the rest of the day. He was fine and kept wandering around or whatever after I had to put the book down and rest my head in my hands. Kids have strong skulls.

Bartolo Colon doesn’t need to be confined to a gym, the world is his gym.

Well I guess I’ll take this as a lesson and will never visit some halfassed carnival/”amusement park” on a pier while on vacation ever again.

IT’S WEED

Wow what a reference, or, as Jacques would write: “fdkjfdsjsojfdkj”

Is it Jay Apt? I have heard he is a dick!

Was is the one in the Flamingo or in the Venetian?

As a young boy or 7 or 8, Buzz Aldrin* was signing books (I feel as if I have told this story in a comment section but stop reading now if so) outside of a WaldenBooks store in a now dead mall that my parents and I frequented. Having the joy of reading as a child as I did, (before it got ripped out of my mind and…

No, Pittsburgh, his home town area. He is a frequent guest on a local sports radio show and talks about his act sometimes. He seems like a genuinely nice and funny kid.

“compensated for his youth and five-foot six stature by adopting the appearance of a serious young executive; ram-rod-straight posture, impeccable double-breasted suits, immaculately pressed white shirts, conservative bow ties, and white hankerchiefs neatly posed in the breast pocket.”

He is also a stand up comic in the off-season. Shit you not.

I would wear cleats made to look like saddle shoes because I am a proponent of sock hops.

He’s going to wear Ronald McDonald cleats tomorrow to benefit the Ronald McDonald house at auction.

The pass was so pretty that Aaron “pitched a tent” later in the game.

I guess there really is a difference between “nice” and “Minnesota nice.”