1 quintillion times hotter than a ghost pepper.

I -was- eating lunch.

So many ex-Pirates on those rosters that went on to achieve success. Fuck every manager, owner, and GM the Pirates have had since 1992. Including Clint Hurdle.

That stadium looks like it will kill the shit out of some birds, Vikings stadium style.

Teachers and friends agreed that Zachary always seemed Malatestadjusted as a kid.

One time me and my buddies were going to go get all fucked up and go see Bruce Willis’ musical performance in Dewey Beach. Well, he cancelled. The next year while we were down there (this was an annual tradition before we had responsibility) Rick Springfield played the same venue (we didn’t go to that) DURING A…

Did he say “championship rings” or “championship wings”?

The only things I tell my son to do as rites of passage are to never watch “Chopped” and to never ever ever ever root for the Vikings.

I hate people who write “yeah” as “ya” therefore I hate Curt Schilling.

We should just merge teams and fight against the Miamis, FSUs, and Louisvilles of the world.

As a Pitt fan, I luckily don’t have to change or make any travel arrangements to attend this game.

The Shrine is great live. Drew, I think you like stoner rock.

Sunday’s battle is the best thing we have now that the River City Rivalry is no more.

My buddy lives there and get hammered all the time. From what I understand there is an automotive industry there of some sort.

I didn’t realize that was actually the owner in that picture. Jesus Christ, what a cartoon villain looking motherfucker.

With that kind of money, he doesn’t have to use the Dollar Shave Club to maintain that chrome dome of his.

Do you think all of their food is frozen? I know it’s not supposed to be good, but it has a reheated quality and feels like food they serve on an airplane with a Jack Daniels glaze.

That playlist is straight out of the obtained from an unlocked car iPhone 4 of a 36 year old white drug dealer/Juggalo

I’m nursing a horrendous Sunday hangover in 1999 and waiting in line with a friend and fellow college student at a shitty (even then, moreso now) mall near Greater Pittsburgh’s Mon Valley. We were college students at the time and were caught up in the WWE/F Attitude Era RAW IS WAR WARZONE 3:16 JABRONI GOLD MEDALS…