Packed my kid's thermos with Redd's Apple Ale. LOL.

these pics are sweet, like something you'd see in a textbook in 40 years [just like how there's pics of james braddock fights or old yankee games]. I'm very high right now

Sorry, but is he wearing Vans? Did he skate to the courthouse?

At least he's wearing a lovely gold shirt.

It's a video of Dez Bryant flying MH370 to Kazakhstan, just like Jeff Wise said.

To give some background here: Uzbekistan recently got eliminated from the Asian Cup by South Korea. Uzbekistan actually had a nice nil-nil tie going into extra time, and then gave up two goals. In the lead up to the match, Russian rags did some hot-takes of how the Uzbek team was much better and how they had a…

Reminds me of when Dale Earnhardt drove into a wall in a NASCAR approved vehicle.

Everyone featured in that video have been Seahawks fans the exact same amount of time

Not sure why she invited Seth Rogen over to begin with.

I think the crowd would've really fallen for Owen Hart.

I mean, $23,000 for a week's work is almost $1.2M a year. Sure, a pittance for UggsBoy and DiscountDouble, but shit, you're telling me the dime guy on D making $900,000 a year doesn't want that? The average NFL salary isn't that much higher ($1.9M). Winning just one game doubles that to $46,000.

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