In those instances, in the rare cases where I do these tournaments/shit shows, I am glad we usually lose and have Sunday mornings off.

This is why I don’t participate in adult tournaments, which are often sponsored by Labatt.

Insert fat joke here

Always, with Wingbowls

Fallon doesn’t really do a talk show, he does bits with celebrity guests. It’s lazy TV.

Because he had money on it.

How that article made me a little misty eyed. I guess I have emotional problems.

The drugs aren’t working.

(her) shirt look like a dishrag.

Bruh, leg day called.

A beer league goalie I played a few games with over the past year is up there in that league, financed by his parents. He’d routinely give up 12 goals in a C League full of guys in their 20's, 30's, and above. I hope his defense is stout, although I doubt he plays much.

A hole through the Juggalo, whaaat? #Faygo

He is Cliff Claven’s more successful brother, which is why, in part, that Cliff Claven drowns his sorrows every night at Cheers. /fanfic

She was definitely bae status.

IB4 Mendoza Line jokes

What a dick

They should go after that plastic surgeon that rearranged those ladies’ faces next.

This has to be the first case of young millionaires fleeing Brooklyn in at least 10 years.

Sure, the expenditures are exorbitant, but that’s the cost of doing business. Recruits aren’t only lured by in-home visits (which I’d imagine cost many, many times more than decals) — these are high school kids. They want to see cool looking shit, not sterile weight rooms, meeting rooms, and locker rooms.