Why does the cheap beer guy mention twice that his wife bought him something in one paragraph? Doesn’t this guy own a wallet?

He is truly the Bruno Mars of our time.

Burying the tape doesn’t really accomplish anything—it’s just a rhythmic slapping on the wrist for the bad play by PSU on the field.

Good comparison. I also see a Flanders-Aaron Rodgers hybrid person.

Clearly, Albert is suggesting some...Corrections...

It’s settled then. They need to play a 9th game.

Fuck these things. They look like the eye thing that Levar Burton wore in Star Trek TNG slipped off of his face and fell onto his neck.

This is true, Baltimore is violently obsessed with Steelers hatred.

Love that the picture of Ben on the “Why Your Team Sucks” image highlights the face mole.

Probably some anti-anxiety shit but he’ll never admit it. Probably coupled with an SSRI as you can see that he’s gained some weight between Washington and USC. I’m not a doctor.

This is probably the best news I’ll see all day.

I’m becoming a v-neck man. But I’m a Gildan man.

His legal team will surely unleash fire and brimstone once this gets to court.

Because Browns

I was in Vegas at roughly the same time. I can confirm that neither Ben, Brady, or the nanny were never anywhere near the $1.00 Michelob bar at Casino Royale, nor the Cinnabon at the same establishment.

Dude looks like a bald Rob Scuderi.

My spouse and I got separated on a transcontinental flight and were awarded $400 total. Awesome customer service.

My eyes will be glued to ESPN 3 for this one, for sure.

I really like Troy’s chances this year. #sleeper

The “dolphin” story has to take place at a Flanigan’s in Florida. It’s just gotta be.