Jealousy is so ugly.

A collector that actually drives his car...that’s cool in my book

I just saw this on Kanye’s blog:

Sir William Caswell’s Baja E30

How about the metric of “routine maintenance and repair costs?”
Whoops. You lose.

Meanwhile, Ted Cruz considers a similar tactic.

I literally created a burner account just to comment on this article. I cannot stress how bad the airport in Lagos is.

PSA: If you voted “Care”, you’re wrong.

Also, I bet you drive something in beige.

Yikes, is that French for “One Eyed Garden Shed”?

That looks to be off by 1.5 PSI.

Unbeknownst to the general Jalopnik population, Doug needs a certain percentage to be in constant disagreement with his vehicular decisions.

Yeah, so says the NHTSA. But the NHTSA also says the Dodge Caliber is a light truck so we don't listen to them anymore.

Do you really not see a problem with having to pipe up with "But we were screwed over, too!"? I mean who wants to bask in oppression? And did you seriously just bring up cancer? Way to scrape the bottom of the barrel for a rebuttal. That's demeaning.

Just be sure to give it to her upside-down...

I thought you were quoting Carroll Shelby.

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