Sorry but that AZTEC is dope. I’d drive the f outta that thing. Those cars will be sought after. It might take an apocalypse to occur first, but they’ll be strongly desired.

Ironically, I think BMW should take some styling influence from this thing.

That scene was all about the hunter forcing himself upon his prey. If it came across weird to you that was likely was the intent. Not supposed to be an overly romantic scene, but more of a control thing.

One year ago(October 2016), I bought 1999 Oldsmobile Alero for $850. A seemingly great car. V6, grandpa comfortable. So comfortable infact, that you might fall asleep driving it. The fuel gauge didn’t work. I knew that at the time of purchase. A non-functional fuel gauge is a MAJOR headache. The floater in the gas…

I wonder why.

Great article, funny stuff. But why no reference to Mitsubishi, which I think it was based off of?

Funny, I had a Plymouth Horizon that would randomly start blowing its horn at night too. I think it had to do with the cold temperatures (keeping in mind I lived in L.A. and it doesn’t get as cold as say, MONTANA).

BT;DT

Looks like Shaun Cassidy’s car that was launched like an escape pod from the Patridge family’s multi-colored bus.

I hate you, Torch. I thought this was an article about modding grills for ugly cars that need modded grills. >:-0

Bayformers movie testing perhaps?

Seth Green

Finished?

Back in 2014 I was working and living on a $5 million yacht, making over $200 as a captain aka watchman for the U.S. Marshall. Anyway the Goodyear blimp would fly over the San Pedro marina and the 120 foot boat I was on and I would always imagine the blimp had THE WORLD IS YOURS on the side.

<insert crusty semen joke being confused for meth here>

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?

Corvettes are like parade floats. Over - done and ride just as fast. Well at least all the vettes I’ve seen. They usually cruise at 15-20 mph.

Take off that stupid ironing board.