I ate a baked potato that had just been microwaved. Once. And I’m still alive! Will be turning 108 in July. Huzzah!

“Do you know where you’re going to

All I see is a horse getting nosed up the ass.

Tavarish article later today: “Ferrari F12's Are Now Cheaper Than A 1998 Nissan Sentra!”

To counter the moment the Ferrari explodes in flames.

Or government confiscated cars.

Recording it in landscape mode especially when there’s actual landscape: too much trouble!

But that would be un-Chinese.

More gyros than heroes.

Rear view visibility: -100%

That was the coolest fucking thing EVER! That driver drifted that 36-wheeled bitch like pshh scuuurrrr! done. And KEPT on drinking his Fosters.

“Right near the climactic end of Star Wars, poor intrepid R2-D2 gets blasted right in the goddamn head by a TIE fighter.”

That was a great article and a good read. I’m facing a similar situation with my 1995 Miata. We’ve been thru death and life together, to quote Captain Kirk. She is my Enterprise.

British response: No.

Typical British wankerism: twisting dicks to hurt not to please.

Pretty sure Ecclestone uses a VCR at home- but it’s a Hi-Fi VCR so oh yeah, nice.

That was a healthy write up but there’s one thing in particular I’d like to address:

Tesla 3 be lookin’ like

Well I see a car, a Fiat to be exact. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. You don’t have to prove shit to me.