Jalopnik COTD!

It’s like a saloon car with an actual saloon.

Like a pig eatin’ donuts.

Yer tearin’ up Middle Earth man.

For some reason I read the header as “The World’s Best New Hispanic Civic”.

Poor Honda Gallardo.

Ipso facto klaatu barada nikto.

What about that descending staircase though? Amply lit for night no doubt.

Cause there’s a restroom in the back?

That’s not a car. It’s a showroom.

I love the color and the concept. But with all the mechanics going on just to slip and slide a targa top, I wish they would have made it a 3 way conversion option. In other words, 1) hardtop 2) targa 3) convertible.

Mercedes Croissant.

She did.

/\ What she said.

Been there done that.

Looks like an SUV that dropped its shorts.

Sickness!

WOOOHOOO! DONALD TRUMP RULES THE WASTELAND!