Because this is the age of the internet, where everyone gets their panties in a twist over the tiniest things... For example, right now I am FUMING so hard steam is coming out of my ears, that the neighbors of LRP would stoop so low as to accuse spectators for being “drug traffickers” that I hate the town and want to…

Property values. These people most likely won’t be able to sell and move to Florida to die, just to be brought back and buried across the street. Everybody is entitled to sell their home for more than they paid and make a profit.

I would pay A LOT to get a house right next to Lime Rock lol

Greatest athlete commercial ever.....

We need a lipreader in this thread—stat!

“See, now here’s a high character guy who is going to be great.”

Atwood, who has a court hearing tomorrow, was released into the custody of his mother, who was at the game with him.

Sark should let CC have the bottom bunk

Local mountaineers celebrating their successful ascent of Florida’s highest peak.

What the fuck is going on back there on that hill?

How does this headline even spoil anything? All you can glean from it is A) that Mercedes scored 3 more points than Ferrari and B) that Raikkonen was handed a penalty. Hamilton could have finished 8th and Rosberg 14th this could still be the headline.

How dare you suggest that people should be personally responsible for anything!

I did the most novel thing. I woke up after the race had ended, stayed off twitter and Jalopnik, and watched the race on the DVR. And guess what... nothing was spoiled. How easy was that?

Why is there a long block quote from Abe Simpson in this story about Jerry Jones?

If you listen really carefully, he reveals the secret location of his pot of gold.

At least he had the common sense NOT to pull anyone over using a non-police car.

Since he’s off duty isn’t this just admission that he was privately speeding and maybe he should get all the tickets?

They let Mr Lahey back on the force?