I’m sure he’s going to LOVE the food.

Phil is clearly trying to be the new ambassador to Fan Duel/Draft Kings.

I think we’ve found a market for ‘charger locks’ that don’t allow people to remove the charger from another car.

...or trying to hide a piece of wing under his fire suit without anyone noticing.

My day wasn’t ruined because this issue comes up EVERY RACE that’s not in North or South America. All other races end hours before most of us (speaking for Americans) wake up.

“can i come?” - Greg Hardy

Perfect! Now that little bastard kicking the back of my seat is now kicking the back of my head. Also, as noted by others, farts, farts, farts in the face.

This thing should bow in China and stay there.

For safety.

ding ding ding ding ding. Good work Kuroneko!

How quickly should one move outside of an established crime scene once it’s been defined? If a crime scene has been established around my neighborhood of several blocks, how much time to I have to leave and when will I be told about the crime scene?

Downforce would be needed, like little rockets facing skyward on the front and rear of the vehicle. They can be controlled by flappy paddles behind the steering wheel, thereby making flappy paddles less gaudy. It would be interesting how much air a vehicle can catch while hitting a 3 foot jump at 80+ mph.

No Orlove’d this time you sons of bitches. 4 wheel steering on our moon.

Always avoid trailer parks. Especially if there’s a hurricane, tornado, or if you have any dignity left in life.

Furry buns and a tan.

Taking fish oil is supposed to be healthy, but when you start to look like a fish, maybe it’s time to re-evaluate.

Mmk. Let’s say I won Powerball last night (which I did not!) and took the $197 million cash option. To be conservative, I assume I’ll be free-and-clear of $100 million and at least half of that would be invested in very secured assets. I should probably create a will at this point. I’m choosing to make my best friend,…

Rex Hudler is an acquired taste. He just dumb enough to be funny, donates a ton of time toward helping children, and many players in the MLB respect him.