“Finally, I need an automatic gearbox or some other two-pedal setup because traffic sucks too much to enjoy a manual.”

Here’s the attitude that’s killing (killed)manual sales. The blind acceptance of this excuse. Traffic sucks when you’re in an automatic too. I sit in 2 damn hours of SoCal freeway traffic every day and…

100% fuck the guy who ran into the crowd, thats not up for debate.

Given the size of the company, Dodge almost certainly had these social media campaigns mapped out well in advance, and tweets around them were pre-loaded and scheduled ahead of any incidents. This is extremely common, if not the norm, for social media posts.

This is unbelievably dumb, this is an event that has gone on for multiple years and is well known. You can’t plan for neo nazis plowing a crowd with your vehicle a year+ in advance.

• A cop car that weighs at least 2 tons slams into the tiniest compact that you can currently buy at 104mph.

To be fair, don’t even basic British cars come with oil leaks as a feature?

The cops won’t do much with the plate. IF they have the resources they might eventually find the owner and knock on the door. But by the time they get around to it they won’t have much of a case as far as impairment is concerned and the driver will likely say he wasn’t in the car at the time. Now there’s a legal…

A) You never know if you have recorded a clear shot of the license plate

Imagine applying to a law firm with the name “Dick Danger”

Sorry, for that kind of money I am not buying some ‘roided out SUV that Guy Fieri probably already owns in yellow.

His most successful tunnelling endeavour to date

Did she ever find them?

I got one.

My wife is from the Netherlands. Nice and flat. The Netherlands, not my wife.

I hope you weren’t accosted by any backpackers from the US trying to “find themselves” after graduating. Ick. The thought of such an encounter makes me nauseated.

“We need more of Jalopniks good writers articles and less amature hour articles”

“We need more of Jalopniks good writers articles and less amature hour articles”

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That is quite a misleading title. It’s like saying that the base price of a BMW 3-series is $45,000 because the 335i exists.